H-space MGB Profile: Mist Devil

Name:  Mist Devil
Type:  Elemental [Air]  (They won’t allow me to use Ghost)
Habitat:  Lowland.  Marshy areas.  Woodland.

Description:
A pretty young woman formed out of dense white mist or smoke and wreathed in clouds.  Their hands are disproportionately larger and more indistinct in form than the rest of their body.  Their legs terminate in denser white clouds that float just above the surface of the ground.  They move by gliding at a speed comparable to a moderate walking pace.

They are capable of turning to mist and back again at will.  While normally intangible, they can make their bodies become dense enough to support the weight of an adult human male.

There are reports of male versions, but as of yet these have not been corroborated.

Attack Strategy:
They are not capable of sustained rapid movement, so the mist devil will either creep up on their intended prey while disguised as mist or attempt to lure prey to them with their naked bodies.  As they don’t appear to utilise any additional tempting factors such as pheromones or hypnosis, anyone allowing themselves to be lured in this manner should collect a Darwin Award for stupidity on the way to meeting their maker.

Once close enough they will attempt to smother their victim either by placing their hands over the victim’s nose and mouth or pressing their gaseous ass or breast into the victim’s face.  Inhaling part of the mist devil’s gaseous form has a strong sedative effect.  Once the victim is subdued the mist devil surrounds them with her gaseous body and solidifies enough to support them.  She then fills their lungs with a strong aphrodisiac gas and manifests feeding tubes, which are used first to stimulate her prey to repeated ejaculations and then to drain their life energy* until all vital functions cease.

*I must apologise for the vagueness of this.  Truth is, we don’t know what causes her victims to die.  The bodies we’ve recovered show none of the massive fluid loss seen with other hindig victims, or any other sign of injury.  Somehow the mist devils use the moment of climax as a catalyst to enable them to draw the spark of life out of their victim.  I know it sounds unscientific, but I can’t think of a better way to explain it.

Countermeasures:
NOTE: THIS HINDIG IS COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO ALL PHYSICAL WEAPON ATTACKS.

This cannot be stressed strongly enough.  Currently we have absolutely nothing that harms these beings in the slightest.  If you see one, or are in an environment where you think one is present, get the hell out of there as soon as possible.

(I have a theory that a very strong wind might be enough to permanently disperse their gaseous forms.  The problem is how to generate strong enough air currents given the high failure rate of our machinery and explosives under H-space physical laws.)

Threat Level:
Moderate to High.

As stated above, WE CURRENTLY HAVE NOTHING THAT CAN RELIABLY HURT THEM.

Thankfully they appear to be quite rare and show no desire in engaging us in a concerted attack, otherwise their threat level would be considerably higher.