Monday, August 21, 2017

Succubus Summoning Art - Rosa

Yes, I know I was supposed to put a new part of my Monmusu Conquered World Text Play up today, but...



I went and commissioned another piece of Succubus Summoning artwork from the highly talented VezoniaArtz.  So how do we like Rosa?

I know I neglected her a little in Succubus Summoning 201 (It was a deliberate running joke).  I intend to make up for that when I get around to writing Succubus Summoning 301. ;)

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 9

We’re a day later than originally planned, but here it finally is, the 9th part of my Monmusu Conquered World Text Play.  Monmusu Conquered World is an adult (ie sex) game, so the usual disclaimers and warnings apply.  If you’re new to all this madness, the first part can be found here.

Last up we got sandwiched by the smoking hot boobies of Atomis, and a good time was had by all.

After defeating steam girl there’s some dialogue with a silhouette of an old git, which, of course, I can’t understand without any form of machine translation. Go away old git silhouette, we’ve got more hot monster girls to fu… um… fight.

The action cuts back to Ye Generic Demon Overlord Throne Room, where I assume Mosquina and Lamia are having the usual ‘the hero is stronger than we thought, I can’t wait to defeat him and screw his brains out’ conversation.

Then back to Luka-clone, where epic music plays in front of some kind of desert canyon backdrop.  I have no idea where we’re supposed to be and I’m not sure the game knows either.

To glory...?

We get some well-earned kip and then wake up to find Mosquina causing havok back in Ye Olde Medieval City.

Wait, aren’t we in a desert now?

The game does the equivalent of “fucked if I know”.  Sirens go off as it cycles through various backdrops.

We don’t even have to run through the silly run-and-dodge filler this time.  Mosquina, like her namesake, gets right in our face right from the get-go.

Nice... um... hat?

While you can pretty much make any new monster girl by Cronenberging a hot babe with a random member of the animal (or plant) kingdom, mosquito girls have a trope codifier of sorts in the Mosquito Queen villain from One Punch Man.  Even though she only appeared for like 5 seconds before getting splatted up the side of the building, she went on to become popular Rule 34 material and I’m guessing was the inspiration for Mosquina here.  In this case, the artist (Setouchi, I think) has converted her proboscis into a cute strand of hair, which is sort of weird.  But it also could have been worse.  They could have left it as long sharp needle and stabbed it into…

Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves.  This is a Dieselmine game after all, the same people that made the Violated Hero series.  Best not give them any ideas, because they might… draw them.

Fight time.

Look at the boobies.  Just keep focused on the boobies...

Mosquina buffs herself.  Her second-round action sounds like she’s having an orgasm before obliterating us with 18835 damage.

“Did the Earth move, honey?”

Yes, you just hit us in the face with it.

Blimmin hell.  If that was her 'special' suck attack, I’m wondering if there’s anything left of poor Luka-clone.

How are we going to have a sexy Bad End now, Mosquina?  Erections need blood and you just sucked it all out of us.

Never mind.  I’m forgetting the number one superpower of all Luka-clones.  They never run out of the… ahem… creamier body fluids.

This is actually vanilla for this type of game

And Monmusu Conquered World is surprisingly restrained.  'Mosquito proboscis' and 'urethral sounding' (you probably don’t want that in your google search history) tend to go together like arachnes and bondage when it comes to hentai monster girls.

This is fairly normal sex (if sex with a six-foot-tall humanoid mosquito can be anyway considered normal.  It even remains fairly vanilla when Mosquina starts on the blood-drinking, as she tastefully sups away on the shoulder like a refugee from an old Hammer horror film.

(Wait, does that make me sound ancient?  Maybe I should use Twilight instead)

(Wait II, do the vampires in Twilight even suck blood?  Or do they just stand around all day being all sparkly and moody?)

So, no horrific impalements.  No sharp proboscii… proboscises… proboscides jabbed into soft parts of the human anatomy.  Are you feeling okay, Dieselmine?

Mosquina energetically sucks up two different flavours of bodily fluid.

A little too energetic as we get a lot of double suck action.

Whoa, too much suckage Mosquina.  We’re going to…

Mummification, the hidden hazard of the life of a monster girl hentai game hero...

Too late.  Luka-clone’s gone all mummy on us.  Still doesn’t stop him getting a last couple of big ejaculations.  Hidden power of all Violated Hero protagonists, as I said.

It’s a good job we have a magical resurrection sword.  A bit of hocus pocus, some bodily fluids restored from god knows where, and Luka-clone is back up for the ‘proper’ fight.

Which lasts for all of two rounds as Mosquina one-shots us again with her orgasmic suck attack.  You do know you’re supposed to let us have a chance second time around, don’t you, Mosquina?

It takes a fair bit of hitting the defend button in the unloseable fight to see Mosquina’s animated sex attack as she’s running the same attack script as Lizard Gal (what, you didn’t think we’d notice, Dieselmine?).  It’s worth the wait as we’re treated to an animated version of her Bad End sex.  It’s very… ahem… pneumatic.

Mosquina is quite vigorous.  Must be the benefit of an iron-rich diet.

Anyway, that’s enough fun.

Swat!

Afterwards Mosquina insists on getting close and personal.

Look dearie, what part of Swat! didn’t you understand.  Luka-clone gives her a good swatting and that’s it for today’s episode.

We probably got off lightly there.  It could have been worse (a lot worse).

My round, I reckon.

Join us again on Monday for some sexy snaky lamia lovin’.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 8

Welcome to part 8 of my Monmusu Conquered World Text Play.  The first part can be found right here.  Monmusu Conquered World is an adult game, despite the cartoony artwork, so the usual warnings apply.

Last time we took down the shape-changing doppelganger.

This time it’s the turn of the dark-skinned... sprite?  Cloud spirit?  I don’t know what exactly other than there seems to be a lot of... something... bubbling up off her skin.  Self-bukkake girl?

The guide refers to her as Atomis, a monster girl that releases steam.

(So that’s what it is.  There was me thinking it was...  Yeah, steam is better.  Less gross.)

This seems an unusual type of monster girl (strange to say in a game with a killer oil painting!) in that I can’t think of her normal-fantasy-monster analogue off the top of my head.  That makes me wonder if she’s based upon some type of yokai from Japanese folklore.  I know of the usual ones—the long-necked woman, yuki-onna, the woman with a mouth in the back of her head—but a yokai that releases steam from its skin, nope, drawing a blank there.  Any suggestions in the comments?

Anyway, rather than launching straight into a fight, she leaves and it’s more run-and-dodge before we encounter her in a room with the same backdrop as the painting girl.

I’m not really sure what’s happening with the backdrops in this game.  There have been a couple of times when the character introduction hasn’t matched up to the combat background.  And in this case we appear to be fighting in a ruined temple.

It's not what you think it is...

I say fight, but we all know how it goes by now.  Atomis spends the first turn buffing her defence and then blasts us into unconsciousness with a jet of fire.  I guess fire makes sense given her whole ‘steam’ thing, but it is a little hard to get in the right mood when you’re all... crispy fried.

Hmm, yeah.  Belay that thought.

Two heated pillows for you, sir

Now that’s a nice pair of yummy boob pillows.  And given she’s probably hot in the physical as well as the figurative sense (one of these words could be literal, but that would just confuse 90% of the internet, including me) I imagine that would feel rather pleasant.

Mmm, nice hot cushiony boobs wrapped around our erection.  I think I can live with this Bad End.

Although, in this case, it’s probably a good thing I can’t follow the text or dialogue as about halfway through it looks like steam is either coming out, or going into our erection, and neither seems... pleasant.

“It’s nothing to worry about, honey.  I’m just boiling the sperm in your testicles so it comes out as lovely steam.”

Um... thanks Atomis.

Oh fuck it, as long as you’re going to smoosh those lovely big tits around my cock, I think I can take a little bit of parboiling.

In the rematch fights I was expecting her sexy-smexy attack to be an animated version of her paizuri.  Which would be awesome, to be fair.

Instead the game surprises me with an animated PoV cutaway of her riding us cowgirl style.  This is a pleasant surprise as it’s also pretty awesome.

Hentai RPG fights are way better than normal ones...

I don’t know what kind of fantasy monster you’re based on, Atomis, but I think I like you.

Unfortunately, there are only so many times you can be ridden to paizuri heaven, so eventually we have to fight properly and dispatch steam girl.

Do I have any steam girls for you?  Mist/smoke girls maybe.  There’s... yeah, you probably don’t want that one, or this one to be fair.  There’s a succubus mistweaver somewhere in here, if I remember right.  And there’s also [redacted].  I think you’ll all really like [redacted], but I need to finish the goddamn novel she’s in first.

Next up I think we have Mosquino, the mosquito girl.  Hmm, that’s probably not going to go too well.  Find out next time.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 7

It’s time for more Monmusu Conquered World.  We’ve had goblins, spider women, lizard girls, mermaids and... a painting.  Um, yeah.  Anyway, usual warnings about Monmusu Conquered World being an adult game apply.

After beating the Grand Odalisque it appears we’ve advanced enough in the plot to get the obligatory throne room scene where the next squad of sexy monster girls discuss how best to give our hapless hero a good hard fucking.

That backdrop looks awfully familiar...

Um Dieselmine, you’ve used that exact same backdrop for the demon lord throne room for the past four games.  Sort it out!

The seduction squad this time around contains a lamia, a mosquito girl, some kind of dark-skinned air spirit and a silhouette.  I’m not counting Squid Girl.  She’s just filling in for someone that’s off sick for the day.

The mosquito girl and lamia look to be Setouchi creations.  I like Setouchi’s work in the Monster Girl Quest games, but it doesn’t seem to fit as well here.  That art style clash problem I guess.

One of them, the silhouette, wanders off down a corridor.  She’s a silhouette, she’s a squid, she’s a silhouette (brain anyone that starts singing that Splatoon jingle).

I think she’s Doppelganger, based on the fact that the Japanese for Doppelganger appears to be Doppelganger according to the spoken dialogue.

There are some more dialogue sections with silhouettes in Ye Olde Medieval city.  I don’t really know what’s happening, but at a guess I suspect the shape-changing Doppelganger is impersonating Luka-clone to sow some chaos.

We have another run-and-dodge section through a woodland (with no new sex anims, sadly) until a confrontation at a pool with the same backdrop as the Doctor Fish encounter.

A silhouette appears.  Hey, nostalgia for Violated Hero 1.

Art privileges - denied

Then some sort of change takes place and she gains art privileges.  It’s boss number 6.

Is that meant to be our face?

According to the blurb she’s a monster girl that wears your face.

Huh?  Why the fuck would anyone want to fuck someone with their own face?  Even if you weren’t as fugly as me, wouldn’t it be... well... weird.  (I’m envisioning porn films as shot by Aphex Twin, and that’s not exactly getting my pecker eager.)

Rule 34 I guess.  If that is your fetish, you are a stunning and brave individual, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

(And that’s not sarcasm.  As long as it’s not strangling non-consenting individuals, I’m not judging anyone’s fetishes.  Mine are bad enough as they are!)

Okay, so the fake fight predictably starts with a OHKO and it’s time for sexy Bad End.

I think we might have pulled something, like everything...

Hmm, that looks really uncomfortable with the legs pushed back like that.  Various muscles in my legs are twinging in sympathy.  Oh well, Luka-clone is a brave hero-type.  Suppleness is probably in the job description.

(Plus he’s pixels.  Pixels can take whatever is thrown at them.)

I’m also wondering if I might have got the “Doppelganger wearing your face” thing wrong.  The different hair colours might be a strong clue.

Doppelganger is pretty vigorous on the whole sex thing.  I’d say like a bunny, but I think even bunnies would look at that and think, that’s a bit too quick, mate.

Slow down, Doppelganger.  You’re going to...

Did something just burst?

Eep.  I don’t think that’s an ejaculation.  I think Doppelganger might have just ruptured him.  Poor Luka-clone.

Despite this, there have been worse Violated Hero ways to go.  (trust me on this!)

In the ‘real’ fights her sex attack is just as vigorous.  Do you have habit you’re not telling us about, Doppelganger?  A bit of a penchant for the nose candy...?

Anyway, by the time of the third fight it’s time to put a stop to her nonsense.  Sorry, Doppelganger, but I’m just not that into me.

Shape-changing doppelgangers?  Do I have any stories about doppelgangers and shape-changing shenanigans?  Oh wait, there was that one where [spoilers].  It’s in this collection if I remember right (as well as plenty of other sexy succubus and monster girl stories).

Friday, August 11, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 6

We’re at the end of the second week of our Text Play of Monmusu Conquered World.  The whole thing started back here.  Last time we were dragged into a pond by a bunch of over-amorous mermaids.  Lots of licking was involved.

With a short pause to shake ourselves dry, it’s time to carry on the epic quest to...

Um, Magic Sword, what exactly were we supposed to do again?

That’s what happens when you can’t be bothered to learn how to read Japanese.

Wandering away from the ruined town we come across a cut-scene where a monster girl is harassing some normal humans.  I’m guessing they’re normal humans as normal humans don’t have art privileges in this game.  The monster girl is the squid girl from VH5.

We know who you are

It’s cute how they think blurring her face out will stop us noticing the art re-use.

(To be honest, I don’t really have a problem with the re-use of previous content in places like this.  It’s not exactly essential to the plot and there are plenty of new monster girl characters to perv over.)

I'm not sure what happened in this scene.  At a guess I think it’s supposed to show Luka-clone’s hero powers growing as he saves a group of female villages from some slimy hentai tentacle action.

Then we’re off to a random castle.  Why not.

Another run-and-dodge section gives some brand new animated scenes.  Which are pretty neat.

Hmm, this is screwing with the whole dodging thing.  Gotta fuck ‘em all I guess.

Apart from this scene where she’s giving our cock the pimp hand.  I think I can do without that one.

owowowowow!

(Ow.)

There’s more running and dodging inside the mansion.  At one point I get a weird bug that knocks me into a wall, which looks pretty bad as I can’t get out.  Fortunately, the same succubus obligingly bumps into me and knocks me back out again.

After more ducking and diving we escape into a room with a very large picture on one of the walls.

A totally not suspicious painting

Hmm, that’s not suspicious at all...

Don't ask

Yes, that is us, fighting a painting.  Dali would approve.

I’m not sure exactly what happens during the fight, but it looks suspiciously like the painting knocks us out with a fart.

Okay...

You win this round Monmusu Conquered World.  I’m not even going to bother trying to contest it.

The Bad End is pretty sweet.  The Grand Odalisque is on top of us with her lovely round butt cheeks wrapped around our erection.  It looks rather tasty... just don’t look down at the bottom right.  That would appear to be our head being absorbed into the painting.  It looks rather painful.

Dat ass (Don't look down at the bottom right corner...)

The painting wins and a solo nude ends up being a pair of lovers.

Are we art now?

(Are we really that short – dang these artists with their inconsistent portrayals of age and appearance.  Luka-clone will probably look like Conan with washboard abs in the next scene.)

That’s some Twilight Zone-type shit right there.

Oddly, I’m trying to think where the idea for the painting girl might have come from.  Monster Girl Quest has the paintgeist of course, and that likely inspired Monmusu Conquered World’s Grand Odalisque.  But this is the sort of idea that must have shown up in an old creepy horror tale at some point and it’s bugging me that I don’t know the ‘classic’ source.

Back to the game, and you’ve got some work to do here, Magic Sword.  We’re paint.

No problem at all as Luka-clone gets ripped right back into our world for the rematch.

I don’t think the painting girl liked that.

As with the arachne fight, the Grand Odalisque fight also shows hints of really getting the flavour of a femdom monster girl sex fight, but is let down by the generic JRPG combat system.  Painting girl has a magic attack that does a fair bit of damage.  She also has a sequence where she binds the hero, puts them to sleep and then starts bouncing away on their cock with dat lovely round ass.  The little animated scene is great and again I wonder why they didn’t incorporate it into the Bad End scene.  I really like this blurring between the RPG fights and the sexy Bad Ends (which games like ROBF and Monster Girl Quest do so well) and wish the game did it more often and with less obviously generic JRPG implementation.

Anyway.  Yummy is yummy, but we have a world to save.

Round 3 we go invulnerable enough to enjoy that bouncing ass... a few more times than might be entirely healthy.  All good things must end and the deadly(ish) painting is put away for good.  Time to move onto the next monster girl boss.

As always, if you’re enjoying this series, please consider picking up some of my books.

I’ll be back on Monday with part 7.

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 5

It’s time for more Text Play of Monmusu Conquered World!  This game features adult content, so be warned.  In our last post we had a sword duel with a lizard girl and came out victorious.

Then it’s back to more running and dodging through the ruins, which I thought we’d already left after the background to the lizard girl showed rolling plains.

A different kind of sparkle indicates a side street and there’s another cutscene VN section with the book.  I still have no clue what this is about.  I’m guessing Luka-clone is reminiscing about the good ole days when you didn’t have to worry about being accosted by nymphomaniac sex demons on the way to picking up your morning paper.

Quit whining, Luka-clone.  You have a magic resurrection sword.  You can fuck any damn succubus you want without worrying about the consequences.

The path starts to wind its way past pools of water and some new sexy times scenes show up.  The slime girl one is fairly nice.  She’s certainly making creative use of her amorphous body.

I never knew slime girls could be so... creative

This has always been one of the things that winds me up about Dieselmine’s games.  These little sex animations are pretty sweet.  But then they half-ass the whole thing by making every succubus sprite look the same and it be completely random which scene plays.  One succubus tags you and you get a scene of a fairy yee-hawing away on your erection, then the exact same succubus sprite tags you again and this time it’s a scene of a slime girl doing... well everything.  There’s abstraction and then there’s half-assing it so it doesn’t make sense.

Making the player hunt down specific sprites to see all the different animations might have added a little more playability to these sections (or made them more annoying, who knows).

We’re in an area with a lot of water so I guess it’s time for... fish tits.

Free Hugs!

Ta-da.

It’s a school of bubbly mermaids.  On the DLSite documentation they’re referred to as Doctor Fish, which sounds so weird I think some kind of weird translation error must have taken place at some point.  As with the goblin gang-bang squad, the 2D sprites bob around in a way that emphasises their bubbly cuteness.

They all rush in and drag us into the lake for a fight.

The fight is versus a trio.  I guess they specialise in songs with status-boosting effects.  Given the game mechanics, it’s a bit superfluous.  For round one Luka-clone has the toughness of a piece of wet tissue paper.

The Bad End is them swarming around and giving our erection a good licking.

Maybe they are doctors and this is them giving our penis a good examination... with their tongues.  Lick.  Lick.  Lick.

Are you sure this is an examination?

Splurt.  Yes, everything is in working order.

Um, you do know human beings can’t breathe underwater, right?

Glub glub glub.

The sword works its magic.  Luka-clone wakes up on the lake bottom and crawls back to dry land.

Only to be dragged right back in again by our overeager fishy companions.

Their animated sex attack is more licky licky licky.  And this is where I’m puzzled.  It’s the exact same scene – same artwork even – as used in the Bad End.  Why not animate the Bad End CGIs as well?  Maybe a full screen is too much work in comparison to the little cut-away scenes.  Maybe it looked weird and bad with only part of the picture animated.  Still seems a shame.  I think the animations, even as cut-away windows, would have added a lot to the Bad End scenes.

That’s enough fishy nonsense anyway.  And while this is normally the point where I plug my own stories, I appear to have a paucity of work when it comes to mermaids.  It’s not like they’re probably the most recognisable mainstream monster girl, on account of being present in fairy tales for centuries, or anything.  Do sea anemones count?  They live in the sea as well.

To part 6.

Monday, August 07, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 4

Time for part 4 of my Text Play of Monmusu Conquered World.  The usual warnings about adult content apply.  Last time out we had a dinner date with an arachne... that didn’t go so well.

Now, probably a little slimy after our tour of the arachne’s stomach, it’s time to continue the adventure.

The next section is another dodge-and-run through a ruined village.  There are a couple of new sex animations if we get caught, including a very bouncy pair of boobies.

Boing boing!

I like these little animated snippets.  I’m not sure the game is making the best use of then, given that they’re thrown into the random generic filler segments, but they’re still quite nice.

One of the wrecked houses has a different kind of sparkly outside the door.  This leads to a cutscene of the wrecked interior.

This is where I again must apologise for playing this without any form of translation.  At a guess, our hero is finding somewhere quiet to sleep for the night.  A sprite of an open book is shown.  I don’t know whether it’s something we’ve found, or some kind of diary or similar keepsake Luka-clone is carrying around with him to remind him of the good times before the monster girls invaded and sucked all the juices out of everyone.

Your guess is as good as mine...

If someone does have an idea of what’s going on in these segments, please post in the comments below.

After another run past horny succubi, we’re out of the village and onto the grassy plains... where we run into boss number 3, the lizardman (or should that be lizardwoman/lizardgirl?).

Cute, but the change of art style is jarring

Oh boy, does that art style clash with everything else.  This is a similar problem to Monster Girl Quest (even more pronounced in the follow-up Monmusu Quest: Paradox).  Nothing wrong with the individual pictures themselves, but sometimes the different styles clash, which can be jarring.  Strange, because Dieselmine’s previous monster girl eroges were much more consistent in art style (If you ignore the silhouette and blown-up pixel art nonsense of the early games).

I’m not sure where the trope started, but lizardgirl monster girls are always proud, elite swordsmen for some reason.  I think we try and get by without a fight, but there she is, back in our damn face again.

Okay, ‘ave it, bitch!

Predictably, that doesn’t go so well.  Lizardgal takes a turn to buff her attack and defence, and then twats us for over 4000 damage.

Ow, that probably hurt.

Lizardgals also have long slimy tongues according to typical monster girl lore, so for her Bad End scene we are treated to a big sloppy blowjob.

Slurpy suck time

Wait, what is that hand doing near my balls?

Ow.  Ow.

A little less on the crushing sound effects, please.

Ow.  Ow.

Look, I know you’re meant to be cum-squeezing monsters from wherever, but can you please stop squeezing my testicle like it’s the bulb of a pipette.

Luka-clone expires from excessive ex-spermination.

She squeezed us like an orange.  A career singing classic AC/DC beckons.

This time I manage to beat lizardgal in the ‘proper’ RPG fight.  Which is also a little annoying as I didn’t get to see her sex attack.

For a while I wasn’t sure she had one.  One of the downsides of Lizardgals being a proud warrior race is they tend to be more enthusiastic about hitting folks over the head with steel objects than getting down’n’durty with the smexy stuff.  After leaving Luka-clone to be slashed about for a while I determine that Lizardgal’s sex attack is an animated version of her blowjob.

Which also makes me wonder why they didn’t just add that animation to the Bad End scene?

Anyway, that’s enough of Lizardgal.  Time to move on.

Oh, there’s still the game of which is the most depraved – manyeyedhydra vs Monmusu Conquered World.  Hmm, what lizard girl stories do I have?  Oh, there’s this one.  Yeah, I think I win this round.

As always, if you’re enjoying this series, please do me a favour and consider buying one of my books.

To part 5!