Let's Play Violated Hero 5! part 5

This is a continuation of the Violated Hero 5 playthrough I started here.  The usual rules apply: if you’re easily offended by sexy-squicky stuff, now is your time to leave.

Last up Luka-clone got a whipping from sadistic little slime minx, Mel Alice.  Of course that was alternate reality Luka-clone.  Canon Luka-clone took her down.  Again he takes the standard approach of sparing Mel Alice so long as she promises not to attack anyone in the future.

Mel Alice laughs at that, turns to liquid and returns to the lake.  She threatens to force a rematch at any time, which leaves Luka-clone wondering if he’s going to be attacked from a pond at any moment as he leaves the world.

Erm, did we actually achieve anything here?

Back at tree-world and Ariel starts behaving a little loopy.  Luka-clone is having problems working out what she’s saying.  Me, with lousy machine translation (and blocked from google translate for being the centre of all depravity on the internet), has no chance.

Oh, she has to go back and check in on her boss, another angel.  I bet big boss angel is evil as well.

Poor Luka-clone is nothing more than a ping pong ball in big tit tennis.

She chews Ariel out for running out on Luka-clone.  It’s a fairly amusing character-establishing scene.  Ariel tries to sidle off screen during her bollocking and eventually just legs it.

Then she goes back and beats up on Luka-clone.

Despite the way the worlds are connected on the map, there is no choice on which world to go to next.  It’s a nice diagram, but they might as well be arranged in a single line.

World 3 appears to be some kind of cave system.

Filled with cute cat girls with oversize paws.

There’s also another one of the stats-gifting mini bosses.  She’s a flame spirit with the name of Olga.

I throw the fight to see her mini-Bad End.  That involves burning Luka-clone’s clothes off, some trampling on his cock and then a big fireball finish.  Let’s leave alt!Luka-clone’s ashes to rest in piece and return to the last save point.

At the end of the level there’s a big earthquake and world boss 3 appears.  Ah, this is one of the fan designs that didn’t make it for VH4 (or the Another Story add-on for VH4).

These are the Asuras.  Three beautiful martial artists died a ghastly death and were merged together as a monster girl.

Three martial artists?  We’re so getting our asses kicked.

Maybe Ariel can help o—

Oh, she’s already run off.  Call me unnecessarily harsh, but I think our little angelic helper might not be the most reliable ally.

We beat the Asuras without her help anyway.  Luka-clone ver 5.0 is a little badass.

Unfortunately alt!Luka-clone exists solely to run through the Bad Ends.  Don’t worry, buddy.  They might not snap you in half.

In the (about to be thrown) rematch I figure out that the sex attack is triggered whenever the monster girl is dropped to low life (and alt!Luka-clone accidentally beats her.  Luka-clone ver 5.0 - badass even when not supposed to be badass).  I don’t actually know what the sex attack thing is.  I’m not even sure the artist does either.  For some monster girls I think they just go ‘fuck it, generic fleshy sucky tube number 69’.

The Asuras beat the snot out of alt!Luka-clone.  They admire his attempts to try and get back up after they’ve beaten the snot out of him.  They decide to break his spirit with pleasure.  We will taste the joy of surrendering to a strong woman.

That’s not ominous in the slightest.

Then it’s all aboard the Luka-train for the Asuras as they sit on our face.  Wow, those are some abs.  I think even Taylor Lautner of Team Jacob fame might feel a little self-conscious around these gals.  The Asuras demand we lick their pussy or they’ll crush our head.

I wouldn’t argue with those thighs, Luka-clone buddy.

VH5 is working through the classic BDSM checklist.  This time we get the face-sitting and smothering (with a side helping of muscles).

Oh, and some bonus watersports to make it a two-in-one.

Smothered in pussy and drowned in piss, it’s a hard life being a protagonist in a monster girl hentai game.

The next scene has the Asura’s split into three for a bit of group sex.  They’re a little ripped, but I guess this isn’t so bad.  Hey wait, what’s the one with red hair doing lifting our legs like that . . .

Oh yeah, Violated Hero.  Luka-clone is contractually obligated to have something go in his butt for every bad end.

Your enjoyment of this scene will be predicated on how much you dig descriptions of meat spears jabbing away at your colon.

Everything ends up very sticky.  I think the ambulatory bag of semen got burst again.

On the plus side, at least the artwork wasn’t overly cute and cartoony this time around.

Oh, and I have a story to compete with (the only other one I posted in the first half of the year).  Eryzu isn’t a muscle-freak, but she’s more than capable at the rough stuff.

Next time we’re off to world 4, where we’ll be guaranteed even more anal invasions as the world boss looks like she’s made out of naughty tentacles.

Let's Play Violated Hero 5! part 4

The Violated Hero 5 playthrough continues.  The usual rules apply—it’s a very naughty game, so don’t bother complaining to me if you see something that makes your eyeballs bleed.

Last episode was a rather long interlude where the end of game bosses introduced themselves and Ariel taught Luka-clone some magic using the unusual technique of stamping on his cock until white stuff leaked out.  Now we’ll get back to the game proper and head off to World 2.

World 2 is home to the slime girl boss and looks like a big marsh or lake.

The wandering mooks are also some kind of slime girl.  They’re also a vast upgrade on the misery mushroom munchkins of the forest world.  Meet Lara . . .

And Elly . . .

Ariel’s divine protection turns out to be fairly handy as the new special attack takes out most of the Laras and Ellys in one or two hits.

Disappointingly, there is no slime mini-boss like last world’s Lily in this world.  Stage two is a straight runthrough to the slime boss.

We end up at a beautiful lake and while Luka-clone is admiring the beautiful view (and being mocked by Ariel for it) a big blob of goo crawls out of the lake.  It morphs into the form of a beautiful girl.  This is Mel Alice and she rules over the marsh/lake world.

Stop staring at her titties, Luka-clone.  Evil monster girl overlord and ruler of this world, remember.  Focus!

Mel Alice sounds like she’s very much into the ‘S’ in BDSM.  Don’t be put off by that cutesy face.  She thinks all humans are cattle and need to be whipped into line.

Which makes me wonder why Dieselmine chose to draw her like cartoon loli-bait.  A dominatrix slime girl sounds like a fun idea, but the artwork they went with looks like an escapee from a Nintendo game with an outrageous boob job.

As before, I make a save point before the fight with the intention of going back to it for the Bad End.  I faf around in the fight and waste most of my potions until I remember Ariel taught me a nifty new special attack.  That ends the fight in Luka-clone’s fight fairly swiftly.

But this isn’t the point of Violated Hero, so—sorry Luka-clone—time to rewind and trigger the Bad End.  During the fight I notice they’ve changed the sprite for generic slime sex attack so it no longer looks like a curtain of snot.  Still doesn’t look like anything I’d want on my dick, though.

Luka-clone hits the floor and it’s time for Mel Alice to strut her dominatrixy stuff.  Luka-clone begs Ariel for help.  She buggers off.

The screen fades to black, but before we hit the first scene there’s a bit of dialogue where Mel Alice talks about how livestock should have a collar.

So I suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise.  Giddy up, horsey!

The collar is part of the slime girl.  If Luka-clone tries to take it off it starts to constrict until he can’t breathe.  Meanwhile Mel Alice is giving Luka-clone a bit of whippity-whippity on the buttocks.  Bonus credits for taking a classic BDSM scenario and adding a slime girl.  Not my thing though.  I like my BDSM to be more about the sex.  The art design for Mel Alice doesn’t really fit either.

Luka-clone even gets a real ponytail as Mel Alice puts a slime feeler in his ass and waves it around like a horse’s tail.  Hey Luka-clone, you’re a real life brony.

Then the slime feeler ejaculates in Luka-brony’s ass.  Um . . . nice?

Let’s move onto scene two and this is more like it.  Mel Alice enlists a friend, a green slime girl, and they sandwich Luka-clone between them.  With our head on the green girl’s ‘pillows’, Mel Alice grinds away on top.

Hey, this might not be so bad.

“Satisfy me or be melted,” Mel Alice says.

Uh oh.  Are we about to become Luka-soup?

Unsurprisingly Luka-clone comes too soon.  The two slime girls consult on what our punishment should be and come up with . . . ear violation?

Huh.  Green slime girl extrudes some of her slime hair into Luka-clone’s ears and has a rummage about in the grey matter while Mel Alice bounces away on top.  At least they decide to keep us as a masochist toy rather than melting us.  That’s nearly a good end by Violated Hero standards.

When I did a playthrough for Violated Hero 4, at the end I’d run a comparison between the Bad End scene and one of my own short stories.  As I’ve been a little slow on the new stories front (because of concentrating on finishing Succubus Summoning 201) I guess that means Violated Hero 5 wins by default.  I did, however, put a new slime girl story out in the first half of 2014.

If you liked that story don’t forget to check out these stories as well.  Summoning monster girls into this universe for . . . ahem . . . research purposes doesn’t come cheap.

Next up: World 3 and a three-headed, six-armed monster girl.

Let's Play Violated Hero 5! part 3

This is a continuation of the Violated Hero 5 playthrough.  Violated Hero 5 is a sexually explicit (and sexually bizarre!) hentai game.  If you’re likely to bothered by such things please bugger off now.

Last time we saw Dieselmine maintaining their reputation for unhinged Bad Ends as Luka-clone ended up being ingested and then impregnated by the alraune Chestnut.  (This should be advance warning of what to expect from this game).

Now we go back to the ‘true’ universe where Luka-clone won the fight.  Ariel reveals herself to be a bloodthirsty little minx.  She wants Luka-clone to finish Chestnut off while she’s vulnerable.  Luka-clone, being a pathetic little goody-two-shoes hero, is reluctant to do this.  (and Chestnut gives him two good reasons not to)

Rather than off her, Luka-clone forces Chestnut to promise she won’t subjugate and squeeze the energy out of the feeble humans.  Ariel is pissed off with this, but it will keep the players at home happy.  No one wants to kick the pretty girl in the tits, even if she is a semen-squeezing horror.

If you’d seen what happened in the Bad End you’d be singing a different tune, Luka-clone buddy . . .

Ariel tries to ascribe the victory to her divine protection.  Um, not convinced by that.  She definitely seems loopy.  With this world freed (sort of—I doubt Chestnut will be sticking to her promise) Ariel looks for a way to get to the next world.

Ooh, cutaway to a demonic throne room.  Luka-clone’s activities have not gone unnoticed.  It’s time to introduce the main bad guys.

The big bad is Satan him . . . er . . . herself.  She’s supposedly a sadistic tyrant that rules over all ten worlds.  She looks slutty.  We like slutty.

With her is Dragon Princess Safi.  She appears to be Satan’s lieutenant.  I guess that makes her both the literal and figurative Dragon.  She looks pissed off.

So will Satan do the obvious RPG thing of sitting on her ass while the plucky hero levels up enough to be able to beat her?  Nope, she’s going to get out there right now and nip this in the bud.  Smart gal . . . uh . . . supreme demonic majesty.

Back to tree world and Ariel is telling Luka-clone about how they can metastatise to the next world.  Metastatise?  I’m guessing that is a weird translation bug.

Ariel proves she isn’t completely useless by offering to teach Luka-clone some magic.  This is interrupted as Satan makes an appearance along with Pissed-Off Princess Safi.

Being a noble angel, Ariel stays behind to even the odds and at least make it 2 vs 2.

Does she bollocks.  She’s off in the sky before Luka-clone can even smell Satan’s slutty perfume.

So, 2 vs 1, with the 2 being the supreme evil rulers of all the worlds.  Fair odds then.

They shout a bit at Luka-clone.  Seems a little unfair.  Maybe they should have left someone stronger than Little Miss Potted Plant to rule this world.  It’s all Ariel’s fault anyway.  She forced us to do it.

Hmm, Luka-clone, why are you going into battle stance?  This is Satan and your level isn’t even out of the single digits yet.

He thinks he can end this all right now if he defeats the demon king.

Yeah right, like that’s going to happen.

Satan is quite generous.  We get three free attacks, all dealing precisely zero damage, before she slaps us for 9999 damage.  Yep, that old standby—the unwinnable boss fight to set up how badass the final boss is.

With Luka-clone smeared across the floor, it’s Pinched-Face Princess Safi who takes on the mantle of bloodthirsty minx as she tries to talk Satan into delivering the finishing blow.  She’d get on well with Ariel I reckon.  They’re probably going to sexy double-team Luka-clone at some point anyway.  After taking a promising pro-active approach Satan returns to the failbook of evil overlords everywhere and decides Luka-clone isn’t worth bothering with . . . for now.  That’s understandable given that she’s just flattened us in comprehensively one-sided fashion.  I guess we’re going to need to grind through a lot of random mooks.

Once the big bads have departed Ariel decides it’s safe to return and she gives Luka-clone some shit for his pathetic attempt at resistance.

Hey, we tried.  Where were you?

Ariel’s pep talk involves kicking Luka-clone to the floor and stamping on his cock.  Yep, I’m sure that will motivate us.

Ah, it’s the footjob scene.  Every Violated Hero since VH2 has featured a scene where the Big Bad shows up early, smacks the Luka-clone around and then gives him a sadistic footjob to show how powerful and dominant she is.  At least they change things around in VH5 in that it’s the companion that gets in on the cock-stamping.

This doesn’t seem very angelic, Ariel.  Just sayin’. . .

Oh.  Apparently there was a reason for the humiliation.  This was Ariel’s way of teaching Luka-clone a new magical attack.  Uh thanks, I think.

(Now let me go off and have a cry while I wait for my poor battered cock to stop throbbing in pain).

Hmm, that interlude was a little longer than expected.  I’ll break off the walkthrough here.  Part 4 and World 2 can be found here.

Let's Play Violated Hero 5! part 2

Welcome back to the playthrough of Violated Hero 5.  In part 1 I introduced the game and set out the mechanics.  This time we’ll get stuck in.  Usual disclaimers apply—Violated Hero 5 is a fairly extreme hentai game and you shouldn't read any further if such things bother you.

First thing to notice is that Luka-clone ver 5.0 has more in common with Luka-clone ver 3.0 in that he seems to know how to hold a sword the right way up.  Luka-clone ver 4.0 represented a nadir in uselessness in that he couldn’t actually fight and was little more than an ambulatory bag of charge-up semen for his harem of crazy monster girls.  Combat is back to how it was in the other VH games—standard sword and magic attack, and a special attack menu I’m sure will gain options later.

They still don’t appear to have got the hang of making the random wandering mooks sexy-cute rather than ugly-cute.  The artwork is nice, but it’s not exactly challenging my underwear elastic.

The mushrooms growing out of her belly also look awfully . . . suspicious.

The other wandering mook is a palette swap with slightly different facial expression and clothing.  At least she’s cheerful.

As with the other VH games there are mini-sub bosses that give out stats bonuses when defeated.  As with VH 4 these are also sexy(ish) monster girls rather than the generic dragons and trolls that appeared in the previous games. 

In the forest world we have a plant girl in the form of Lily.

I heard a rumour that the mini-bosses have their own Bad Ends as well this time around and I throw the fight to check it out.  This is a new development.  I think.  It might have been in the last game as well but I was too busy blasting them with Lilith to notice.

There’s no new CG for the scene, but it is fully voiced.  Lily wraps us up in petals and I’m not actually sure what she does.  After some suspiciously squelchy sound effects Luka-clone shuffles off to Game Over with a satisfied smile on his face.

One reload and successful fight later and we carry on to the end of the second location.  Before the boss shows up there’s a bit of dialogue between Luka-clone and Ariel, who seems to be along purely for the shits’n’giggles rather than actually offering any combat support.  Luka-clone thinks some terrible monster is going to show up and is surprised when the alraune Marron shows up.  One of the translation sites displays Chestnut instead of Marron, so I’m going to guess that’s what her name is supposed to be.

Luka-clone also appears to be a terrible perv as he spends most of the intro gawping at Chestnut’s big tits until Ariel gives him a slap.

Ah, that’s her role in the party.

Good job really as Chestnut nearly catches us with an ivy tentacle.  Pay attention there, Luka-clone.

That’s a cue for the fight.

Chestnut’s normal attack has her throw pollen at us.  As with the previous two games she also has a sex attack that looks like a green sex toy.  As with the previous two games it’s a bit pointless.  I’m about to throw the fight when I remember that would mean having to go through the whole level and fighting Lily again.  Instead I use up the last of my potions and finish Chestnut off.

But we can’t play through Violated Hero that way.  The whole point of the game is the sexy and bizarre Bad Ends.  Fortunately I saved before the fight.  One save to slot 2, one load from slot 1 and whoops, sorry Luka-clone, I don’t think the fight is going to go so well this time.

The picture shifts to Luka-clone being bound in ivy and with a tentacle tube positioned ominously above his cock.  In goes the tentacle tube for a bit of slurpy slurpy.  After draining Luka-clone of a few ejaculations she climbs on top for a lot of fucky fucky.

Players more familiar with the VH series will realise this is cause for alarm.  The Bad Ends normally consist of two separate scenes and if she’s already jumped to fucking in the first scene, the second is a sure bet for WTF-ville.

Chestnut likes Luka-clone so much she’s going to keep him forever.  One of her tentacles opens up a big mouth and Haumph!  No hanging around this time, eh Violated Hero.  Two scenes in and we’re already at the vore.  It’s the cutaway shot of helpless Luka-clone being molested by naughty tentacles inside Chestnut.  One feeler engulfs his erection and gives it a nice suck while another ends up in the ass.  That’s generally a given—it’s not a Violated Hero game if something doesn’t end up in the hero’s ass at some point.

Personally I prefer the scenes that focus on the big-boobed monster girls, but I suppose it’s unavoidable here given that poor Luka-clone is actually inside her.

Ah, now Chestnut’s saying she wants to put a baby inside him.

Not sure I like where this is going.

Ugh, yeah, nice . . . I guess.  The tentacle in Luka-clone’s ass swells up and so does his stomach as she fills him with spooge.

(horror-head scribbles some notes down for future stories)

And that’ll be the death of my boner.  Now I know what it’s like for you poor bastards when reading one of my more horrific tales.  At least we don’t get the full Alien of Chestnut’s offspring busting out of his gut.  The scene fades to black with Luka-clone describing a scratching sensation in his ass.

(horror-head scribbles down some more notes)

Come back THORN PUSSY!  All is forgiven.

Well I suppose that settles any doubts over whether Violated Hero has gone tame in this installment.  To paraphrase a certain other RPG, “This is Violated Hero!”

Part 3 here

Let's Play Violated Hero 5! part 1

Violated Hero 5 is out and by popular demand (okay, a couple of people requested it) I’ll be doing another Let’s Play similar to what I did with Violated Hero 4.  Obviously this will be more of a ‘Text Play’ as anything I posted to youtube or twitch would last approximately a few nano-seconds before being yanked for dubious content.

The Violated Hero franchise is a series of monster girl hentai games that followed the popularity of Monster Girl Quest.  The makers, Dieselmine, seem to have found a comfortable template and look intent on keeping to that until we all get bored.  Their main strengths are the production values—the artwork is frequently high quality and all the scenes are fully voiced.  Their main weaknesses are the game play—very bland JRPG mechanics with little depth.  Fortunately we’re not here for the game play.  The main appeal (to me anyway) is to see what bonkers craziness their monster girl characters get up to in the H scenes.

Which leads to the usual disclaimer: Violated Hero 5 is a hentai game and I won’t be censoring the nasty stuff as I don’t believe in that nonsense.  If you’re offended by such things or under the age of eighteen please bugger off now.  I don’t have any sympathy for people complaining about seeing nasty things after they’ve been explicitly warned they’re about to see nasty things.  The other disclaimer is a tedious age thing.  A common feature of Japanese monster girl hentai games is that the same character might be rendered to look anywhere from twelve to twenty-four depending on how pathetic/masculine they want them to appear for that scene.  For these games I generally assume the main character is a gormless dude just hitting adulthood (like me, years ago!) unless they make a big thing about it.  We’re here for the sexually dominant big-boobed monster girls.

With the boring disclaimers out of the way let’s start the game up.

Also boring, the title screen.  No sexy big-boobed monster girls on show and the demon throne room looks like the same artwork from the last game.

Onto the introduction.  The previous settings have been generic fantasy worlds with VH3’s feudal East Asia setting being the best.  This time around we’re into higher fantasy as there’s not one world but ten, each ruled over by a different monster girl boss.  Previous Violated Hero games have broken down into ten sub-boss monster girls and five more prominent monster characters that act as recurring characters.  I’m curious to see how this one will work as the boss of the 10th world looks like one of the more prominent characters rather than a sub-boss from the silhouette.

We start on the bottommost world, which appears to have a plant theme.

Ooh, nice artwork.  Very pretty.  That’s always been a strength of this series.

The hero’s name is Sion, but we’re going to call him Luka-clone the 5th because there are protocols to observe.  He’s hanging around treetop Hobbiton being gormless and pining for the heroic life when an angel called Ariel flies down and asks him to liberate the humans from their evil molesting monster girl overlords (what about the humans that like being sexually molested by super-sexy big-boobed monster girls, huh?).

I wouldn’t trust her, Luka-clone.  She’s an angel and angels are always evil in JRPGs.

Luka-clone asks her why he was picked out to be the chosen one to go fight the naughty (oh so naughty) monster girls.  Is it because she spotted the latent spark of heroism burning within him?

Nope, she had a ‘hunch’.

(I think she picked us out at random).

She gets very enthusiastic and then berates Luka-clone for not being enthusiastic about marching off to certain horrible death.  She sounds like an over-excitable Japanese game show host shouting Banzai! before pushing a hapless contestant into an embarrassing torture device masquerading as an assault course.

(I think she might be loopy)

Of course this could also be what passes for entertainment in monster girl land—pick out some gormless lad and throw him straight into the naughty tentacles of the nearest abomination for shit’n’giggles.  In which case I applaud your style, Ms Ariel.

Before we get going, here’s a little guide to help if you want to play along.

The game is in Japanese.  If we’re really lucky someone might make an English translation, but as the past translator of Violated Hero games, Dargoth, is currently buried in Sei Monmusu Gakuen, this might be a long wait.  I use AGTH as a text hooker with Translation Aggregator for the translating.  For more information, this forum on hongfire is very helpful.  Unfortunately Google translate appears to have blocked Translation Aggregator (would appreciate it if anyone knows a fix for this), so we can expect the machine translations to be even more erratic than normal.  Maybe I’ve used TA with dubious hentai games so often now Google has my IP tagged as a blackspot of utter depravity and must block me to preserve the sanity of their monitoring systems.

The game mechanics will be very familiar to anyone who’s played the previous two games.

Current world is displayed on the world map.  They all look themed with forest being the first theme.

Then in each world there are a number of locations to battle through.  In VH4 there was a boss at the end of each location.  In VH5 it looks like the boss is at the end of each world.

Each location consists of a short branching path.

We navigate it through this pseudo-3D screen (like Etrian Odyssey but with less maziness).  The box on the top left is our stats – HP, MP and how much XP to next level.  Arrows in the centre of the screen indicate direction choices.

The options on the bottom left are:

Map.  The bits we’ve explored and where we are (the levels aren’t very complicated—three trips is normally enough to step on every square.)

The status screen.  This breaks down to:

Our stats.  They correspond to HP, MP, Normal Attack, Normal Defence, Magic Attack, Magic Defence.  I don’t know which is which, but after a disastrous playthrough of VH3 that saw Luka-clone’s adventure cut short by placing all his eggs in the basket marked magic and then running headfirst into a boss with ridiculous magic defence, I’ll be spreading the points around evenly this time.

On the left hand side of the book are two options.  The top one currently leads to a blank screen, so I suspect that is for any special attacks I might pick up later.  The one below is the item screen.

Items have different icons this time around.  I still have no idea what they do other than the basic healing potions.

The book is a monsterpedia of defeated enemies.

Here you can go and perv over past conquests.

Back to the navigation screen and the 3rd option on the bottom right leads us to the same item screen we saw earlier.

Okay, that’s a rough guide on how to battle through the game with zero Japanese reading comprehension.  Part 2 is here.

Fan-made Monster Girls for Violated Hero 5

Dieselmine don't waste any time.  The fan submissions for Violated Hero 5 are already up for voting here.

So what do we have:

1. Bunny girl
2. Pirate mermaid
3. Frog girl (looked like their submitter also put in some artwork showing some creative tongue work)
4. Dullahan
5. Not sure - some kind of harlequin?
6. Gothic lolita succubus/vampire
7. Lamia
8. Some kind of witch/necromancer (She looks like one of the wandering mooks from VH4)
9. Not sure what 9 is either - girl with fluffy cape?
10. Mirror demon

A surprisingly restrained selection for VH.  Not all of these will make it into the game and I'm sure Dieselmine will come up with some of their own bizarre designs like the sandworm girl and two-headed cyclops.  Last time the winners of the fan vote were Busty of the mammoth mammaries and a sentient vacuum cleaner.

I went for the mirror demon.  She also has the biggest boobies, which will probably make her a shoe-in.

ETA: Hmm, if the mirror demon doesn't get picked, I might write a story about a similar monster girl to make up for it.