Sunday, January 26, 2014

The Clitorides Awards

A link to the Clitorides awards appeared on the Literotica front page today.  It's a set of awards for the most popular erotic fiction found on free websites.  Any story from 2013 is eligible and they have multiple different categories (including Erotic Horror).  There are no prizes apart from bragging rights, but if it's popular I imagine the winning authors/stories will pick up some new readers.

If anyone feels like nominating any of my stories, here's a list of the new stories I put out on free websites in 2013:

Jackson in HRPG-World 2: Exploding Kiwis in the Nether Regions
Jackson in HRPG-World 3: A Sticky Starting Scrap
Jackson in HRPG-World 4: Bubble Bother (hmm, that reminds me.  I still need to put this up on Literotica)
Snared, Sucked and Slurped
Streetwalking with a Succubus
Succubus Summoning 203
Succubus Summoning 204
Succubus Summoning 205
Succubus Summoning 206
Succubus Summoning 207
Trent the Traitor

If you enjoyed any of these feel free to go and give them a nomination.  Likewise, if you have another favourite writer you feel deserves some recognition, go give them a nomination.




Saturday, January 25, 2014

Let's Play Violated Hero 4! part 13

And the Violated Hero 4 walkthrough is back to normal schedule.  Usual rules apply – bugger off minors and holier-than-thou thugs.

Today it’s the loving tentacles of Neptune Queen Selene.

First there’s the matter of recruiting angry Makina to the party.  How in the hell is that going to happen?  She’s Sharia’s loyal robot guard dog.

Oh, Lilith’s going to take advantage of her weakened state to charm her (as in the magical, You-vill-do-vat-I-say way).  If it works, it works.  I’m not sure I want to be around when she breaks it though.

A quick clean-up of Makina’s world and then it’s off to Selene’s domain.


Sigh, can you at least pick the pretty ones to palette swap, VH?

The random encounters are a lot more frequent now.  Practically every square has an ugly-cute goblin girl throwing her pussy in our faces.

I think one of the potions prevents random encounters, but I’m not sure which one it is.  The bottom left one doesn’t (I think it’s the bottom right as a repeat run to Bad End has no encounters).  I should probably check Dargoth’s translated version of Violated Hero 3.  I doubt the potion names and function will have changed.

The first time around I pick the wrong path and although I can detour to the exclamation mark at the end, I don’t because it would mean I’d have to go through another two times to hit all the squares.  I’m probably going to have to do that anyway as I’m running low on potions anyway.

And then . . .


Selene.  No hiding or jumping out of shadows, either.  Get to the end and there she is.

Selene is very flirty.  She thinks we’re cute.  Or rather Luka-clone is cute.  I’m a fugly bastard with specs and a couple of extra pounds around the gut.  To describe me as cute requires staggeringly bad vision, staggering amounts of alcohol, or very dodgy drugs.

Selene wants to have fun.  Why fight when we can have fun.

Fun sounds fun, but in Monster-Girl-world octopoidal fun is sometimes followed by din-dins.  For one.

Selene seems to be the Milfy of this instalment.  And just as I’m thinking that, she moves in for the extreme close-up, just like Paola, the lamia with the extremely long tail in VH2.  Maybe her character is meant to be a cross between the two.

Extreme close-up distraction boobies.


Can’t type.  Distracted.

Lilith slaps us out of it.

Oh, this is fun.  Selene is the first of the three devil kings to annoy Lilith.  Unlike the other two, Selene is more than happy to play the seductive minx, more so than Lilith.  Plus she has bigger boobies.  I suspect our resident succubus and chief revolutionary might be a tad jealous.


This time it’s the inverse of the scene with Anua.  It’s Selene that suggests they fight, with Luka-clone as the spoils to the victor.  It’s a nice touch at establishing the relationship between the two and hints at what the makers of VH can do when they’re not Xeroxing their earlier – and other’s – games.

I think I like Selene.


Hmm.  Second thoughts.

My, what a toothsome . . . um . . . belly you have.

Selene has 1,000 HP – same as Anua, but less than Makina.  It makes sense that Makina is the more powerful of the three, but surprising that the doors are out of order.

The fight is the same as all the others.  Pump cum into Lilith’s tail, rinse, repeat, occasionally go to Anua for some variety.  Selena’s sex attack is a lighter coloured version of Octorith’s tentacle from VH3.  I manage to prevail with the use of only one super potion.  Rather convenient that, considering it was my last.

We’re going to totally lose against Lilith (yippee!)

But first there’s a little rewind to see what Selene’s lovely tentacles have in store for us.  Selene is clearly a weaker boss than the others.  Luka-clone manages to knock of 150 HP off before one too many tentacle slaps brings him to his knees.

Those are ominously squishy sound fx as she grabs us.


Ah, that’s not so bad.  Not a shark-tooth stomach mouth in sight.  (although I wouldn’t put it past VH to have it eating our feet while I type).

What follows is the typical paizuri + blowjob scene.  Fair play, Luka-clone, you must have some organ between your legs for it to be able to poke up out of her cleavage like that.  Selene is definitely not modest in the bra-cup-size department.  That might explain why Lilith and the others are so keen to keep him around after Bad Ending him.  (Apart from Karina, although technically she did keep all the digestible bits).

Selene is a definitely the sexy flirty tease.  She blows on our cock for a while, gives her tits a bit of a shake and . . .


Down with the mouth hoover.  Selene calls it her mouth pussy.  Given she has a shark’s mouth in her belly that might actually be anatomical fact rather than porn simile.  We get a sloppy, noisy blowjob that doesn’t look bad at all (unless that mouth stomach is gnawing away on our feet right now . . .)

Scene two is the standard tentacle molestation scene as drawn many times by Setouchi and others for Monster Girl Quest.


Funnily enough, I remember a campaign to raise funds for a marine biology cause by selling a book of tentacle erotica.  One of the marine biologists was baffled by the fetish and pointed out that squid and octopus tentacles are evolved to catch prey and some of the suckers even have teeth to aid in this.  He couldn’t understand the connection with sex and porn.

Rule 34, my friend.  Rule 34.

Let’s hope the makers of VH don’t find out about that suckers-have-teeth thing.  It might give them ideas and we’ve already had THORN PUSSY!

After giving us such a nice blowjob Selene thinks it’s only fair that we return the favour on one of her tentacles.  This gets considerably grosser when it starts spurting like a cock, filling up Luka-clone’s stomach with salty “brine”.

Oh Selene, and it was all going so well.

Then it’s back to the castle for the “several months later” precursor to her third scene.  In amongst all the subjugating of the hapless humans Lilith and Selene get very catty with each other.  Nope, our succubus does not like little miss squid at all, especially after she stole her favourite toy.  Selene likes to rub it in by mentioning how much she is enjoying her favourite toy.  I like her.

But not that toothy mouth thing.


It’s a little distracting.

Haha.  She summons Luka-clone to the throne room so she can fuck him in front of everyone and annoy Lilith even more.  Netorare, Violated Hero style.  Poor Lilith tries to make out he’s a toy she’s no longer interested in.  I don’t think anyone believes her.  Selene starts on top and it’s all going fine until she mentions she wants to make Luka-clone her female sex slave.

And we all know what that means . . .

Tentacle.  In ass.

I can actually fight this round in the MEHydra vs Violated Hero battle.  I have this spin-off from Succubus Summoning, which features a tentacle-type demon.  For a closer match there’s “Hugh, the Hero” in my last collection, A Succubus for Remembrance.  That one’s so close (yep, also guilty of tentacle in ass) I reckon this round is a tie.

Only one devil king left.  Next up Lilith and presumably much squeezing by her intimate bits.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Let's Play Violated Hero 4! part 12

And back to ManyEyedHydra’s boss-by-boss walkthrough of Violated Hero 4.  VH4 is a highly explicit and frequently squicky hentai game.  Consider this fair warning if you’re easily bothered by such things.

Last off . . .

Actually, let’s not go there ever again.  We have a nice saved game where Anua, the donkey-eared hyena thing was soundly thrashed and we can pretend that the . . . other stuff . . . never happened.

Okay.  Anua falls to her knees, Lilith reminds her of their bargain and because Anua lost, she gets to join the inevitable pile-on that will be inflicted on Luka-clone at the end.


After the fight Luka-clone remembers that little tidbit about Lilith being one of the devil kings and understandably freaks out.  Lilith pulls out the convenient “Because I was bored” explanation that seems to be Violated Hero’s goto for when powerful characters behave in a way that doesn’t make much sense.  Luka-clone is sensible enough to realise she could have killed him the moment they first met, so he might as well carry on going along with her for now.


(Hey, I wrote that story as well.  It didn’t turn out so well for the protagonist . . .)

And then it’s back to Anua’s territory to clear the other paths.  I thought I noticed something funky with the XP gain from some of the other areas.  I have a hunch there might be an XP penalty for letting the harem handle the fight and test it by letting Luka-clone fight all on his lonesome.  Surprisingly he wins.  Unsurprisingly my hunch proves incorrect.  VH doesn’t do complex (other than a tendency to make the last boss a ridiculous brick wall).

Then it’s off to angry Makina’s area.  Her wandering mook is another palette swap.  This time the weird frog rider.


I was going to bitch about them not even bothering to find a mook to match Makina’s computery/robot theme.  Then I realised that’s a little harsh.  The wandering mook designs are a significant improvement on past designs.  Especially when you consider this is what they looked like in the first game:


At the end of the path there are loud thudding sounds and a shadow falls over Luka-clone.  It’s Makina and she’s either a tank or piloting a big mech.


The conversation is fairly short and shouty because – as established through the game so far – Makina is permitted only one emotion and that is anger.  I’m still curious if VH4 has different introductory scenes depending on which order you fight the devil kings.  They could have written it so the scenes make sense regardless of order, but as Lilith is behind one of those doors that seems a little difficult to pull off.

Ah, this helps a little.  Makina is riding some kind of machine.


She also has 300 more HP than Anua.  Her attacks bring up targeting sights and other machine-type explosiony things.  None of which appear to do much damage.  I stick to the same plan of throwing all my SP to Lilith and drinking potions to top up when I’m out.

It’s all going well until my internet punks out.

Wow Makina, that really is dirty pool.

Okay, Violated Hero 4 isn’t an always-online game (After the massive public beatings handing out to Diablo 3, Sim City and the Xbone, hopefully developers/publishers will decide to leave that term back in 2013, preferably in an unmarked grave), but my machine translators require the internet.  Feels apt that the internet connection would flake out while fighting the computer/machine girl.  Anyway, a swift hammer to the router (card-carrying IT professional, we’re allowed to do such things) and we’re back just in time for the tentacle attack.  Oh, this is a new one I think – some kind of fleshy, veiny thing.

The battle gets a little tricky in the middle as the random number gods start throwing up 100s instead of 1s.  I manage to pull through, but burn up virtually all of my potions in the process.  With Makina defeated we . . .

Oh yeah.  That’s not why we’re here is it.  Rewind!

Luka-clone on his own does about as well as you’d expect a wimpy masochist dude to do when charging a humongous mecha with naught but a sword.

(null damage)

After the fight Makina scoops us up and gives us a look I don’t like at all.  This is going to be painful isn’t it . . .

Bzzt.  Bzzt.

Ow.  Ow.  Ow!

Time for the electroshock-induced ejaculations.

Part of the reason this is a day late is because I was going to write a long screed about not posting the following pic because it’s a little too shota-ery.  Personally, I’m here for the big-boobed and sexually femdom monster girls, as I assume most of you reading are as well.  Sadly there are also plenty of holier-than-thou thugs that love taking things out of context to justify them getting off on self-righteous rage, and I didn’t want the risk, however small, of them causing any potential real world hassles with their online thuggery.

But then I realised that’s how they win.  That’s how they censor you.  (and why anyone who says Freedom of Speech is not Freedom from Reprisal is a complete and utter moron to not realise the latter is an exemplary tool for crushing the former.  If you consider yourself a liberal and have ever used that wretched “Freedom of Speech is not Freedom from Reprisal” meme, go hand in your liberal card and go over to the other desk where those nice men in black uniforms and skull insignia have some big black boots for you to try on.)

So fuck that and fuck them.

As we continue on a reminder that

a) The main character is stated to be an adult.
b) It’s fantasy.
c) We’re here for the boobies.
d) It’s A Fucking Cartoon!
e) What part of “It’s fantasy” did you not understand?

And rage over.  Makina’s angriness must be contagious.

Either that or all those electric shocks have frazzled my brain.


Makina shocks Luka-clone a lot and then slurps up his cum in some kind of fleshy tentacle housed in a metal tube.  I skip through this one pretty fast as the art has veered too much into shota protagonist having nasty stuff done to them rather than big-boobed sexy monster girl doing naughty stuff to me.  Plus, Luka-clone’s getting in the way of seeing Makina’s magnificent tits.

Onto scene two and that’s much better.


Makina has some ass.  But remember she’s also a fully-formed woman with personality (even if that personality is just anger).  There’s lots of femdom taunting while she rides Luka-clone and it’s all vaguely vanilla.

Apart from when a metal tube goes up Luka-clone’s ass.

Actually that probably is vanilla in VH-world.

Then it’s back for the palace for the “a few months later” scene.  Lilith asks after Luka-clone (Aw, she really does care) and Makina tells her she has him incorporated within her machine.  Lilith decides against seeing as she doesn’t like cold, unwelcoming metallic things (sniff, she doesn’t care that much).  Sharia’s still bored and decides it’s time to start a war with the gods for shits and giggles.  Makina is very excited by the prospect and calls on her installed bag of ambulatory semen to charge her up.

And then it’s welcome to the machine.


 Makina climbs on top of Luka-clone and rides away while his arms and legs are clamped immobile.  Oh dear, Makina wasn’t kidding about that being integrated into the machine part.  Circuits start growing across Luka-clone’s body.  Such a control freak, Makina.

And thus Luka-clone was incorporated into the machine of Fortress X.

Could have been worse.  Nobody pissed in our mouths this time, I suppose.

Next up it’s time to experience the loving tentacles of Neptune Queen Selene.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

New Story - "The High-School Sweetheart Removal Agency"

Time to insert a brief writing interlude.

Literotica's annual Valentine's Day story competition kicked off today.  I'm not eligible to win anything (as "Street-walking with a Succubus" picked up 3rd place two contests ago), but I threw in a new tale anyway as these contests are good showcases to pick up new readers.

Not being eligible means I don't have to worry about the score, and not having to worry about the score means I can have fun and enter one of my darker tales.  And the theme is slushy, sentimentally pappy Valentine's Day.  What black-hearted demon wouldn't want to stomp a big hoof right through that heart-shaped box of confectionary?

Yep, this is very much an Anti-Valentine's Day tale.  There are succubi and sex, and it's considerably darker than the opening few paragraphs might imply.

Here it is - "The High-School Sweetheart Removal Agency".  I hope you enjoy.

(Hehe, there's already been one comment about thwocking me in the balls with a baseball bat.  I think they're joking, though.)

Friday, January 17, 2014

Let's Play Violated Hero 4! part 9

Hello and welcome back to MEHydra’s Let’s Play walkthrough of Violated Hero 4.  If you’ve only just joined us, this is a hentai game and the following post is not suitable for anyone under the age of 18.

When we last left Luka-clone he’d just been dragged off to a mansion to make little baby vacuum cleaners with a loopy robot maid.  I’m not that into robot chicks so we’ll rewind the tape and smash her circuits in.  As ever the strategy is to pump cock (I did warn you this wouldn’t be suitable for minors) into Lilith’s tail/tentacle thing until she makes the bad girl fall over.

Marietta goes into repair cycle . . . until Luka-clone thinks about entering the mansion, at which point her protective programs kick in and she threatens to self-destruct and blow everything up.  We decide not to enter the mansion and Marietta decides to join us to make sure we don’t enter the mansion.

Okay, okay.  I get it, Violated Hero.  You don’t have any artwork for this big impressive mansion.

Screw it, we have Jeuri of the infinite gold production.  We can buy our own mansion and it will be twice as large and impressive, so nah!

Oh, so your fancy mansion has another 1,000 hot robo-chicks.

. . .

Um, yeah, I’ll concede that’s impressive.

I think I can guess what did for the old mad scientist perv.

We’ve cleansed another area, so it’s off to the Demon King castle where poor Makina has to hand the report in to Sharia.  The other two chime in, but to be perfectly honest I can’t really tell them apart.  One has seashells on the side of her head and the other has big floppy donkey ears and that’s about it.  I think they might have worked out Lilith’s up to no good, but as Translation Aggregator comes back with “cannot read a straw alligator, either” I can’t be totally certain on this.

Sharia still seems uninterested by the whole thing and all the demons retire back to their realms to await the coming of the (not so) mighty ambulatory bag of concentrated semen.

The 4th area is now unlocked.


But before heading off there I go back to 100% the last area in case there’s anything I’ve missed.

There wasn’t.  VH4 doesn’t seem big on special event tiles other than bosses, unless I’m unerringly missing them.


Area four looks like a rope bridge between some rocky peaks.  New area means new wandering mooks and VH4 continues the run of okay monster girls with some dragonnewt-type girls.


Her tail’s on fire but she still has tan lines.  #MonsterGirlWorldProblems.


The level-designer might have gone on a coffee break for this one.  A few tiles in a straight line and then the boss.

About halfway through the game I was trying to remember which bosses were remaining without checking the main VH4 website.  I remembered them all apart from this one – the red oni.  I suppose she might seem a little bland when the competition consists of cyclops siamese twins, a giant worm with a slime girl for a tongue and a strange wolf girl with very scary giant werewolf faces behind her.

This is Red Ogre Hisui.  She doesn’t have an ogre-ish face.  It looks more like a cute elf face.  Those thighs however . . .


Fear for your nuts, Luka-clone.

Before the fight she asks for our name because it’s traditional for red oni to inscribe the names of the people they fight on their breasts.  I guess she has space.

In the fight the random generic sex tentacle returns as Hisui uses a red version of Lilith’s tail/tentacle despite not having any discernible tail or tentacle.  It doesn’t matter as Luka-clone is well flattened before the four spunk hearts light up.

Hisui is a very polite red ogre, so she apologises in advance for the humiliation her code of honour dictates she must inflict on fallen foes.  Uh oh.


Um Hisui, I don’t think you need to apologise for this.

She rubs her ‘watermelons’ against our penis.


Yep, pretty sure you don’t have to apologise for this at all.

Much white stuff comes out and Hisui gets really excited about the taste.  So much so she decides to take Luka-clone as her husband and make babies.

In scarlet ogre society the man apparently has little say in this matter.

After Luka-clone passes out from much watermelon pressing she drags him off to her bed for some intensive baby-making nookie.  Wow, Luka-clone is a beast.  Three whole days and he’s still at it.


Hisui won’t let us go.  Not until she’s pregnant.  Her pussy is not going to take no for an answer either.

It’s okay though.  Give her a baby and she might let us go.  You can do it, Luka-clone.

Hang in there.

Can you hear me, Luka-clone?

Oh dear, it looks like the ambulatory bag of concentrated semen has finally emptied.

Fade to black.

So sad.  I guess the stars weren’t right for this relationship.  Three days though, bloody good effort.

Hmm, while I don’t have many red oni stories, there was a lot of paizuri in that Bad End and I do have this charming little paizuri story.

. . .

Yeah, we’ll put the chalk mark next to MEHydra for this round then.

That makes only one sub-boss left, the rather intimidating-looking Fenrir the Wolfess.  I have a bad feeling about that one . . .