Wednesday, September 06, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 16

The Monmusu Conquered World Text Play continues (if you’re new to this madness, the first part can be found back here).  Will we finally get to fight one of the major bosses this time?

After defeating ghost girl, the action switches back to Generic Evil Throne Room Backdrop.  In there we have Ms Scrap Metal Boobies, Big Fox and Suspiciously-Young-Looking Fox, and... what appears to be a slug eating a blonde-haired girl.  Oh, for the days of Violated Hero 2 with the bubbly Milfy and that dirty snake girl minx.

Monster girl or monster eating girl?

Anyway, they do battle council stuff while Luka-clone looks for a kip on dirty mats in a cave somewhere.  Flesh Golem returns.  Again, I realise the folly of trying to do a series like this with zero machine translation.  If you know her relevance to the plot, please enlighten me in the comments below.

After a short bit of dialogue, she goes off running through Ye Olde Medieval Towne with sirens blaring in the background.  With Doppelganger, I could make an educated guess at what was going on.  At this point I don’t have a clue – the first stages of invasion?

It means we have another run-and-dodge segment through the tough urban streets.  The highlights of this part of town are having our face smooshed between two enormous boobies, or having our dick slapped.  Personally, I know what I prefer, but I won’t judge you if you like the other.

Then we enter the castle and the music goes all end-of-game dramatic.  Don’t try pulling that on me, game.  We haven’t fought one of the “generals” yet and I’m sure there’s at least four or five of them.

Talking of generals, here’s the first – Big Fox and Please-Don’t-Get-My-Blog-Pulled-For-Dubious-Content Fox.

Big Fox and L'il Fox

And this time we’re fighting.

Fox tag-team

I’d like to think of this as Big Sis Fox and L’il Sis Fox, but according to the product blurb they’re Mama and Daughter Fox.  Which is sort of icky, maybe.  I mean, is it technically incest if you engage in a lurid threesome with a pair of smoking-hot identical twins?  Asking for a friend.  What if it’s mother and daughter?  What if the mother and daughter [redacted] [redacted] and [most definitely redacted]?

Incest/Taboo porn has always seemed a bit weird to me.

(Says the guy who once wrote a story where a demon ate a man’s girlfriend, shat her out and then forced the still-sentient faecal matter to fuck her former boyfriend to death.)

(What, you thought I was joking.)

So, mother and daughter.  A bit squick, or no different to fucking a pair of hot sisters at the same time?

(Again, asking for a friend. Honest.)

Then there’s the age angle.

“Are you quite sure you’re of legal age, L’il Fox?”

“I’m 473. And my mother is 1,032.”

“Shush dear, I’m not a day over a thousand years old, and I have the tits to prove it.  Why don’t you feel for yourself?”

Fox spirits, sigh.

That’s quite alrigh...  Goddamn it Luka-clone.  What have I told you about touching the boobs of strange kitsune women.  Don’t you remember what happened last time?

Yes, I am talking about the “fluffy tail” incident.

It’s better to imagine the preliminary to the Bad End happening that way than what we get – a predictably unwinnable “fight” ending in another OHKO.

Then it’s time for some multi-fox mama-and-daughter fox action.  Mama fox rubs her curvaceous bum against our erection while Baby Fox gets in between and starts sucking.  Yeah, I figured all that innocent-baby-face stuff was an act.

Baby-faced, but most definitely not innocent

After getting Luka-clone primed, L’il Fox gets out of the way so that Mama Fox can sit... where it feels rather nice.  L’il Fox turns her attention to our nipples while Mama Fox bounces up and down.  After a bit of up’n’down, Mama Fox gets off at just the right moment for L’il Fox to get a full facial.  As she’s a centuries-old kitsune (probably), L’il Fox doesn’t mind.

I think they’re slurping up your energy again, Luka-clone (Or chi, or ki, or whatever it is that kitsune gobble).

Mama-and-daughter foxes are the first of the designated “generals”.  That means they have two-scene privileges.  And the second scene is...

Definitely not innocent...

...a rather pleasant fox sandwich.

Has Mama Fox’s boobs got even bigger?  They do look like rather soft and comfortable pillows to lie upon.

L’il Fox preserves her pretend virginity by attempting to get Luka-clone off with a bit of intercrural action between her thighs.

Or maybe not.  Naughty L’il fox.

Luka-clone still makes a big mess of her dress because he is the ambulatory bag of concentrated semen.

For the follow-up (i.e. non-OHKO) fights, their animated sex attack is Mama Fox bouncing away on Luka-clone’s cock with L’il Fox watching on intently.  What a lewd pair.

Do I need to even tell you at this point...?

Again, I’d love to be able to actually read the dialogue as after their defeat they get all sad-faced before (I think) teleporting away.

Not a bad scene.  Loli Fox and the Mama’n’Daughter angle might make it a little too uncomfortable for some folks (me included), but at the end of the day it’s just pixels.  I’m here for the boobies and Mama Fox has me amply covered in that department (I suspect literally as well, should she so desire).

Hmm, Kitsune.  Another “classic” monster girl.  I was trying to think of any kitsune stories I might have written and then remembered I’d been sneaky wi—

I have not written any stories with kitsune in them.

Huh?  Strange.  I dunno what came over me there.

Oh well, that will do for now.

To the next part.

Monday, September 04, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 15

Blimmin’ Hell.  What is this, week 6 of my Monmusu Conquered World Text Play?  (It might have been a mistake doing this…)  Never mind, here’s where the insanity started.

We’re still not even on the final bosses!

With Monmusu Conquered World the distinction seems a bit blurry compared to Dieselmine’s previous Violated Hero series.  The Flesh Golem girl we fought last time had two Bad End scenes and I thought she was just another standard boss.

The two fox sisters show up after the fight.  Again you’ll have to excuse my lack-of-a-clue as to what’s going on as I don’t have machine translation for this series.

(Then why did you try to do this series anyway?  That is a question I have been asking myself…)

I think Luka-clone might have got bonked on the head.  We wake up in that same rustic room with all the cobwebs.

From there it’s more run-and-dodge filler.  Nominally, the sex anims are all new, but they’re basically variations on one’s already seen.  The slime girl one is still pretty nice though.

I wonder if Luka-clone is as lost as I am as we end up on the shore of a lake, seemingly slashing at empty air.

Another scenery change and is this the time we get to fight Big Fox and L’il Fox?

Nopers, it’s time for a walk through a graveyard instead.  There are zombies, but they seem more interested in eating ass than brains.  Gorblessyou, H-RPG world.

The long way around to eating braaaains

I mean, if we weren’t in a hentai game, this backdrop of wooden crosses might be a little intimidating.

When did we leave the sex game again?

(I’d make it terrifying)

In such charnel surroundings, it shouldn’t be that surprising that our next opponent is a spooky ghost girl.  I’m more scared by the art style clash to be honest.

A little too bright for a ghost girl?

After our predictable OHKO, it’s time for a spot of spectral 69 as Ghost Girl wants us to get a good sniff of her pussy.  Or make use of our nose in rather creative ways, it seems from the artwork.  Can you still breathe down there, Luka-clone?

Spectral 69, yeah yeah, baby!

Hmm.  Is this a ghost girl or a succubus?  Having our face stuffed in pussy brings the little man to attention (as it would) and rather than keeping up her end of the 69, Ghost Girl drops a magic circle on our erection instead.  "Energy Drain" is mentioned.  Uh oh.

That's not your mouth

It doesn’t take long before the white stuff is fwooshing out of Luka-clone’s cock.  I don’t think that’s just semen, mate.  I think that’s our energy fwooshing out as well.  That’s why you shouldn’t seek carnal knowledge of ghosts, Luka-clone.  They’re just energy-hungry vamps who are only interested in your life force.

Fwoosh, fwoosh.

Um, we’d better stop fwooshing or… never mind.

Bad End.

The real fight has Ghost Girl blast us with dark energy.  When that fails to work she binds us, puts us to sleep and then smothers us with her pussy.  I don’t think that finisher is allowed by the WWE.

Time for more fwoosh.

It’s not a bad encounter despite the art style.  But then my love of succubi-type monster girls means I tend to go weak at the knees at the mention of “energy drain”.

Having all your energy sucked out will do that.

Oh.

Anyway, time to exorcise this ghostly bitch and move on.

Whoa, luv.  This is just a harmless snu-snu game.  There’s no need for that overly dramatic death wail.  It might get me wondering how Luka-clone is dispatching his opponents and I don’t need the guilt trip.

(Although I wouldn’t exactly blame him.  Being swallowed whole or having all the blood sucked out of your body isn’t exactly good for the mental state.)

As always, if you like this series, please consider picking up one of my books.  There will be some new fiction coming out soon.  I’ve been using this series as a screen while I catch up and finish some of the multiple (too many) writing projects I’ve got on the go.

For the next part, go here.

Friday, September 01, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 14

The blind Text Play of Monmusu Conquered World continues.  The madness began back here.  There are slightly more bosses than I was expecting.  The Violated Hero blueprint used to be 10 regular bosses and 5 bigger bosses.  We’re on part 14 and other than a blink-and-you’ll-miss-her appearance from The Orte (whatever that is), the only bigger bosses we’ve seen are big and little fox.

After a poisonous (literally) date with Alraune, it appears we are still in the forest of somewhere else.  The run-and-dodge filler sections through the forest are starting to get a little stale as well.  Nothing new to see here before we’re back in Visual Novel mode and...

Where exactly did you get those hands?

Flesh Golem.

Not sure why she’s showed up in the forest.  You’d think graveyards or scary gothic castles would be more her thing.  Or maybe I’m just unfairly stereotyping her and stitched-together zombie girls like nothing more than kittens and long walks through nice nature spots.

Obviously not, as right away she wants to get down to bludgeoning us with those... what’s with those crazy hands anyway.

Bonk.

And then...

Where did you get those boobs!

Bonk.

Unsurprisingly, she’s on top.  Monster girls always like to be on top.

Flesh golem must be more important to the plot than I first thought.  She gets a second CGI with a cutaway internal shot.

You get a special prize if you're able to fill it

So is this the subgame where Luka-clone has to completely fill zombie girl’s womb with white stuff.  He can probably do it.  It’s the hidden superpower of all Luka-clone’s after all.

But no.  It’s starting to leak out.  Zombie gal is playing with it between her fingers.  You’re losing it, Luka-clone!

Where did you get those hands anyway, Ms Frankenstein’s Monsteress – a bear?  Weren’t there any good pianists available?

Luka-clone’s bottomless balls superpowers fail him as we fail to completely fill Zombina’s womb.  So we have to fight her again.

And again.

And again.

Um, Ms Flesh Golem.  You do know this is a sex game.  How about some snu-snu instead of *bonk* hitting us *bonk* over the *bonk* head with those ridiculously oversize paws.

I think she’s following the Lizard Gal program as it takes a while before she decides to knock us to the ground and start riding away.

Once again, the lack of any machine translation is jiggering this up.  I read on one of the threads that Flesh Golem is a pretty sweet character, and a good candidate for a few people’s fave waifu despite her ugly-cute stitched together appearance.  And I know she does show up again later.  Unfortunately, I have nada on the dialogue front.  From the artwork I get she has big hands, big boobs and a nice smile.  That is one of the downsides of playing these games blind when you can’t read Japanese.

(On the translation front, the good news is that I’ve managed to find a version of ITH that does cooperate with Windows 10.  The bad news is that whatever engine Dieselmine uses remains resolutely unhookable.  I have got it to work with other games though, including the big one – Monmusu Quest: Paradox.  Not promising anything, but there might be another really crazy Text Play series coming to the blog at some point in the future...)

As for the Dieselmine vs manyeyedhydra competition, zombie girls aren’t really a thing in my repertoire.  I don’t really do the undead stories for some reason.  I think the only conventional vampire character I’ve written (unless you count blood-sucking boobies) was a comedy character in a Disgaea parody.

Given how I think, this might not be a bad thing.  I mean if you’re writing zombie horror, it has to be gross and gory, otherwise what’s the point.  Same for the sexy horror stuff.  If the zombie cheerleader isn’t trying to erotically asphyxiate her partner with her own large intestine, you’re not trying hard enough.

Yeah, I should probably stick to the succubi...

That’s it for this week.  Come back next week for more... tasteful... erotic stuff (maybe!).

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 13

Time for more Monmusu Conquered World.  This is part 13 of the Text Play series I started back here.

Last time we...

No, stop looking at the jiggly jelly slime boobs.  We have a series to write.

Bu-bu-but.

No buts.  Sword out.  Fight properly.

Sorry, Slime.

Anyway, after a bit lot of slippery, bouncy slime titjob action, it’s time to move on.

The next run-and-dodge section is more of the same as the last one, but with a tedious boulder trick to slow us down and be even more irritating.

And then it’s time for the next boss – Alraune.

Flowers, lots of lovely... um... flowers

As with Slime, Alraune looks like the kind of generic monster girl fight you’d expect to encounter as the first or second boss.  It’s almost like we’ve had some kind of restart.

Alraunes are the classic plant monster girl and normally consist of a hot babe standing in the centre of a giant rose.  They crop up in mainstream videogames like Castlevania and Disgaea, and usually utilise status-changing pollen/perfume attacks.  Their H-game equivalents are the same, but with the addition of flowers (or vines) that are used for more... explicit attacks.

What's with the mushroom?

Alraune’s hair, with the vines and the big fleshy pink openings at the end of them, looks suspicious.  Might want to keep it in the pants here, Luka-clone.

Too late.  Alraune exhales a big cloud of poison gas over us and that’s it for the first fight.

The Bad End sees us trussed up in vines and suspended at convenient height for Alraune.

What does Alraune like?

Danger lurking bottom left...
Giving out nectar-infused handjobs it appears.  I’m not sure where it comes from, but she slathers plenty over our cock before starting to milk.

And rimjobs.  Her tongue goes right in the ass and has a little worm around.

I guess if you’re part plant, ordure is pretty tasty.  Being fertilizer and all that.

This is pretty nice, Alraune.  So when do we get to fuck?

Oh, you want us to fuck one of your weird hair tentacle things.  Um, okay then.

Halp.

Slurp.  Slurp.  Suck.  Suck.  Gulp.

I guess we’re hero-on-tap, at least until Alraune drinks us all up.

Alraune is also following the same script as Arachne: Poison, Bind, Sex!

Her sex animation is attaching one of those vine suckers to our dangly bits and gulping away.  Only without any gulping, throbbing or bulges that indicate any suction is going on.  The animation is surprisingly stiff.  One of the highlights of Violated Hero 3 was when the Thorn-Pussy plant girl first unleashed her suction sex attack on the hero.  This animation looks like an obvious paper cutout moving up and down.  The recent Succubus Prison DLC has an additional tailsuck H-scene that shows how best to use limited animation for this type of scene (and boy does that succubus take her sweet time in sucking everything out of the hapless protagonist!).

Alraune ends up mostly a miss for me.  However, if the thought of having a tongue wriggling away in your ass melts you into a heap of happy neurons, Alraune’s little suspension play will likely hit all the right buttons.

Oddly, despite writing many smutty plant girl stories, I appear to have avoided covering the conventional Alraune.  Pitcher Plant girls, Venus Man-Trap girls, even... whatever she is.  Not carnivorous enough I guess (that says things about my psyche that are best not thinking too much about).  Hmm, I really should get that Black Poppy story idea written (it was supposed to be another H-space Bestiary short, but I think there’s enough to flesh it out into a proper short story).

That’s for later, and we're done for this episode.

Join us in a couple of days for part 14.

Monday, August 28, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 12

Welcome to the continuation of my Monmusu Conquered World Text Play.  Monmusu Conquered World is a monster girl hentai game created by Dieselmine (the same people responsible for the Violated Hero series).  This Text Play series began back here.

Last episode some kind of plot point thing happened.  We beat Manticore in a dusty old desert temple.  Manticore must have been important as she got more than one sexual position in the Bad End scene.  Afterwards we jumped through some kind of swirly portal thing.

Yes, it’s all a bit vague.  I don’t have any machine translation at all this time around, which makes following the plot a bit on the hard side.

A Big Bad appears...

Oh hello.  Who are you and why are you covered in scrap metal.  Nice boobs though.

I’m guessing this is the character referred to as The Orte.  Apparently she’s covered in dark essence.  Again, I have no clue what her mythological precedent is.  Maybe she was the only survivor of the disastrous Machine-Girl-themed Violated Hero 6.  She’s important enough to feature prominently on the menu screen (dose boobies), so I’m guessing we’re not fighting her just yet.

And that’s more plot we’re not going to understand any time seen.  Good job we’re playing for the titties rather than story (although to be fair, some of the Violated Hero games do have stories that go beyond excuse plot, albeit not as detailed as Torotoro Resistance’s fantastic Monster Girl Quest series).

I wonder if time travel might have been involved with the portal.  The first run-and-dodge section looks similar, as does the sex anims.  The sex anims are slightly different versions of the scenes from the first level – palette-shifted, or flipped, or tilted.

Another reason I think some time travel shenanigans might be involved is the first boss we run into is a blue slime.

Blue slimes are nearly always the first monster type encountered in any JRPG game that has them.  This was started off in the mainstream game DragonQuest and then continued by the more sexually explicit monster girl hentai games that ape mainstream classics such as Final Fantasy and Castlevania.  As boss number 11, Slime has showed up late to this party.

She seems friendly enough.

Maybe a little too friendly.

Hey, Slime, stop glooping me.

Nothing for it.  It’s time for another fight.

Or rather, another loss.  Blue slimes might normally be the weakest monster of any JRPG, but this Slime OHKOs us just like every other monster girl.

Time for a gloopy Bad End with Slime on top, and underneath, and all around us.  But mostly on top.

A comprehensive sex glooping

Um, please don’t eat us, Slime.  Or drink us, or whatever slimes do when they get to wrap up their helpless victims.

This one seems more interested in making us spunk.  Over and over again.

One thing I do like about this Bad End is that Luka-clone actually looks vaguely like a hero.  We’re ripped to fuck in this art.  Which is sort of keeping to how you’d expect a hero protagonist to look.  It’s also a little unusual for this type of game as some artists like to mess around with scale to make the monster girl look even more sexy dominant as she’s screwing the hero’s brains out.

Slime don’t need any artist tricks.

Slime gonna give you a delicious glooping no matter how muscular you look.

Gloop.  Gloop.  Splurt!

By the end she gets very jiggly.  And she never stops smiling sweetly.

Um, slime, you seem to be covering more of my body.

Once again, not being able to read the text and dialogue might be a good thing.  This looks remarkably similar to Erubetie’s first scene from Monster Girl Quest, and that did not end up well for our hero.

Oh well, the sword manages to extract us from Slime’s gelatinous grip for round two.

And speaking of gelatinous.  Wow.

Gelatinous pressure

That’s quite some big busty slime girl paizuri.  It’s animated and looks rather splendid.

(don’t digest my dick, don’t digest my dick, don’t digest my dick)

And again this is where I want to give Dieselmine a good slapping.  Ditch the auto-loss/auto-win nonsense, add the slime anim from the pointless run-and-dodge sections, maybe add another one or two sex anims, vary her sex attacks, animate each one, and you have an epic battlefuck fight that knocks anything from MGQ or ROBF out of the water.  It’s very typical of Dieselmine games.  The elements of quality are there, but they can’t ever seem to assemble them into a truly kickass game.

Enough ranting.  I’m just going to lie back and imagine big soft slime girl tits wrapped around and rubbing up and down my cock.

The real fight?

Yeah, yeah.  There’s no rush.  I’ll get around to it.

When?

In a mo.

Or longer.  Like, half an hour longer.

Maybe longer.

Guess that will be it for the week.

I like slime girls (they might be my second favourite monster girls after succubi), so I have too many stories to list here (at least four or five in the H-space monster girl bestiary series already, although most of them don’t end well).  This chapter from Jackson in HRPG-World is a little more fun (really need to get back to writing that series) and there’s always the "Sandwiched by Slimes" novella, where I got a little... ahem... carried away.  A must-read for all slime girl fans.

Anyway, that’s enough blatant shilling.  Come back in a couple of days where I believe we’ll be getting our juices sucked by an Alraune (plant girl).

Friday, August 25, 2017

Text Play Monmusu Conquered World! part 11

And we’re back for more Monmusu Conquered World action!  If you’re looking for the first part of this series, it’s right here.  The usual warnings about adult material apply.  If you’re squicked out by such things, now is the time to stop reading.

Okay, so we cleared out the sexy babes in the demon lord throne room.  What now?

There are the foxes in the desert.  Unfortunately, I’m running blind this time thanks to Windows 10 borking all my Japanese translation software, so I have no idea what their relevance to the plot is.

Little Fox gives us an utterly adorable Japanenglish “Bye-bye” before vanishing.  Yay, we understood something other than “hora hora”.  (And “shiborito”, there is always plenty of shiborito going on.)

Then we get to run-and-dodge through a largish top-down desert section.  It’s a completely wasted opportunity as Dieselmine decides to mark the change in location with... no new sex anims at all.

We do get new ones after entering what appears to be some kind of forgotten temple, including a blowjob from a monster girl with very unusual pupils.

The filler gets even more tediously filler with some trivial puzzles.

Once that’s out of the way we get some ominous fx before 4chan’s (or is it 8chan) favourite monster girl, Manticore, puts in an appearance.

The meme arrives...

Kenkou Cross (of Monster Girl Encyclopedia fame) is to blame for codifying this one and the infinite tailpussy memes she spawned.  To be fair, shaggy fur, lion paws, scorpion tail, and demon wings aside, she’s marked improvement over the manticore male.

No wonder female manticores are so keen to capture human males

(If you remember where this picture is from, you are probably, like me, quite old.)

Manticore beats the snot out of us and continues to beat the snot out of us in the wordy bits that follow.  Way to confirm to stereotypes, Manticore.

After sufficiently tenderising us, Manticore climbs on top for a spot of 69.

Manticore 69

Just keep her happy and lick her pussy, Luka-clone.

Luka-clone, lick the pussy of the scary monster with lion paws.

The voice acting is pretty nice here.  The actress really gets into the slurpy sloppy blowjob sounds.  Manticore really seems to like sloppy 69.

Just keep licking and we might come out of this okay, Luka-clone buddy.

Manticore must be an important midboss.  She’s the first to transition into a second Bad End scene.  Now this one looks a little more uncomfortable.

This does not look comfortable...

Is there any reason to hold our legs up like that, Manticore?  I’m supposed to be playing cricket this weekend and you’re murdering my hamstrings.  Oh well, at least Monmusu Conquered World is a little gentler than the Violated Hero series that proceeded it.  If this was Violated Hero, Manticore’s stinger would already be in our...

So much for being tamer this time around

Goddamn it.

That would appear to be a scorpion stinger inserted into the rectum.  Turned on yet?

(Hey, didn’t you already have Nÿte do something similar back here)

Shush...

“A little squirt of my special venom in your prostate and you’ll be coming for days,” Manticore says

There are easier ways of getting Viagra into the body

That’s more than a ‘little squirt’, Manticore.  Oh well, Luka-clone, looks like we’re going to be here for a while.

Her sex attack uses the same her-on-top artwork from her 2nd H-scene.  Except it’s animated.  It’s rather tasty indeed.

Oh why oh why didn’t you put these animations in the Bad End scenes, Dieselmine?  You’d be starting to approach Succubus Prison in quality if you did, and that is a damn fine succubus H-game.

Even after losing, Manticore still wants to fight.

Oi, we just had the RPG fight.  You lost.

Seriously, just cut it out, Manticore, we’ve got places to go, other sexy babes to scre... be utterly violated by.

Best I can discern, without being able to follow the plot at all, is that Manticore is the guardian to some kind of portal.  With her defeated, the portal is open and it’s time to head off to... who knows.

Come back in a couple of days to find out.